Holy Donkey Balls.....

Donkey semen will not be served on network TV tomorrow night -- the"Fear Factor" episode featuring the stunt has been yanked ... at least according to a website where NBC posts its media releases.

The controversial episode is entitled, "Hee Haw! Hee Haw!" An NBC media release teased it by saying the contestants will eat "the unimaginable."

But the NBC website no longer lists that episode as airing tomorrow ... and instead lists a repeat of an episode entitled "Snake Bite" -- which first aired on January 2.

We also checked two channel guides -- one in LA and one in NYC -- and both now list the repeat instead of the one with the donkey semen stunt. Additionally, promos for the episode are no longer posted anywhere on the Internet.

TMZ broke the story ... NBC had given 'FF' producers the thumbs up on airing the episode -- but according to our sources honchos at NBC and its parent company, Comcast, started having second thoughts after TMZ published details of the challenge.

We've made several calls to reps at NBC, Comcast, and Endemol -- which produces 'FF' -- but so far ... radio silence.

I mean.... what in the world?!? Would y'all do this for $500,000 or whatever they win, not to mention every. single. person. you know would see you down this donkey jizz on national television???

I am kinda upset that we will not get to know what lads chose to swallow

(come on that joke was too easy)

I thought the preview of the barbie look a like, pageant queen getting her head shaved was the worst I had seen, but this really takes the head..... I mean lead

Bon Rappetite!!

WHAT??!!?

Why the hell did I not think of something like Bon Rappetite?

Seriously! I want to go here so damn bad..... do we have any readers that live in the ATL that

1) can go and make sure this is in fact a real establishment, and the internet isn't just punking me today

2) eat there and do a full T4T blog report

3) let me come crash on your couch so I can do one thing, and one thing only in Hot-lanta

Now, I am pretty sure that only white ppl will fall for this shit, but hot diggity dog! This is like the best, hokey, tourist shit I have seen since...... well Hard Rock Cafe/Planet Hollywood

I mean Wocka Flocka Flamble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Slap yo momma and someone get me a tee from here stat!

The Most Recent Shit [insert group of persons here] Say...But This One's Funny Though.

Okay, I know there's like a bazillion of these now...some funny.  And some....really fucking stupid.  Actually don't even watch that last one.  It's terrible.

But this one....THIS ONE. Is greatness.  For all my 30 Rock peeps, I present to you:

Shit Liz Lemon Says.  Blarg!

Chuckle of the Day

Oh hai. What up bitches? Miss me?

Actually..... dont answer, cause its gonna be awkward when I say I havent missed yall.....

Alright, thats a huge load of crap, I miss this lil blog #tear, but have been stuck in an office this whole year with my Vice Pres sitting 16 inches from me. No literally. We could sit at our respective desks and hold hands. all. day. long. Jealous much?

She also has a direct view of my computer and its hard enough trying to hide the gchat pop ups that come every 15 seconds, let alone this old bloggity blog blog.

Alas, shes gone for the day so I can get back to my real job ---> posting random crap I find on the interwebs and blabbing about it in 250 words of less

So here we go with our chuckle of the day..... like this caused me to audibly chuckle aloud more times than is socially acceptable (however I have the humor of a 12 yr old boy, so its really neither here nor there)

Take a gander at T Rex Trying

and thats all I have. Nope thats all I have to say about that. If you dont get it, never come back to this site.

Also, if you really want to know what goes on in the life of a 12 yr old boy, working in the real world make sure you are following the T's on twitter. No really. I tweet more than it is necessary. You can find me here and Aves here.

toodles.

Sweet Ass Blog Alert: Best Blog in America

The title says is all muchachos. As the first official "sweet ass blog alert" of 2012, I thought no blog is more appropriate than The Best Blog in America. Aside from displaying the best and worst in America, you can also learn important information such as:

Chaz Bono is single.

Jessica Simpson, we think, is carrying triplets.

Willow Smith is a fugly skank.

But I digress...So I encourage you all to visit The Best Blog in America, to be in the know on all things America so you don't sound like an idiot the next time someone asks you about Seraphina Affleck or your thoughts on Hollywood's latest trend: walking canes.

Also, I encourage you all to follow the blog's manager on Twitter. It's literally - the best Twitter account in America.

The Holidays

Aren't the holidays an excuse for everything?

Laziness
Over-eating
Over-drinking
Not working out
Wearing the same pair of pants for three days in a row
Not brushing your hair
Not updating your blog
Not shaving your legs
Eating a full sleeve of oreos when you come home wasted at 2am...

Hopefully you see where I'm going with this...I'm using the holidays as my excuse for not updating the blog in the last...month or so.

With that being said - it's a new year and a new me! I'm going to brush my hair, change my pants more often and update this blog slightly more that I did last month!

And like Stephanie said below - we only have like 350 more days to live, so there's no reason T4T needs to die before then!

Does anyone even visit this site?

Happy Happy New Year!!

Hope all you kiddies had a fabulous New Years Eve! anddddd day

T4T is still dealing with the last week of ringing in the new year, but will hopefully begin posting things other than pictures with one sentence (key word being hopefully)

Anywho, we only have one yr left on this planet, so better get some more posts up in 2012?