UGGGZZZZZZZZ

I swear, there is more to talk about on this blog than weddings, but this has come to my attention today, and well.  I have some words

What the fuckity fuck?!?!  There are 3 types of shoes that really get me heated: Uggs, Crocs & Sketchers Shape-ups

However, I think doctors get a get out of jail free card on crocs.  I hear they are comfy, and lets be honest, Id rather my doc wear some goofy shoes with holes in them than a pair of white leather easy spirits

No one on the planet can get away with Shape-Ups.  I.just.cant.even.

Then there are Uggs.  (or ugggzzzz as I call them) Whatever, I guess some ppl like them, I however have been on the haterade train since they hit the American shores.  (this is also coming from a girl whose mom own black sequined ones.  she got no get outta jail free card on that.  I told her how I felt, and she told me to shut up & they were her "vegas uggs" lord help us all)

But now they have crossed the line.

Why the fuck would you wear these on your wedding day??!?  Unless of course you were getting married in a damn igloo

Now I am just waiting for the Crocs & Shape-ups wedding lines to come out. If that happens, the Mayans were right.

Gavery Got Married

Oh, what up yall? 

In case you didnt hear, even though that is just about all we have posted about this past month, Aves got hitched to Garrett.  Celeb couple name= Gavery

Seeing as how I have been putting this post off for about 28 days, and the photog pics finally went up last night, and I cant focus at work cause we are headed to MeXIco for another wedding tomorrow, I figured there is no time like the present.

So here ya go.  The Gavery wedding summed up in 23 pics.  How did I pick 23, well just thought I'd give ya a play by play of our side (the gals) of what went down (that we can remember/was captured on film and is fit for public consumption) that day in Funkytown, USA.

So all the gals woke up to: one toilet papered room, courtesy of one of our own, one bride that was being pushed around on a food cart at 3am that missed her 1am curfew call, and 2 calls from the cops

We got our hungover selves ready for a day of champy, beer, hair and makeup.  Oh and lots of hot tamales

We did a lot of this: 

 gab fest 2012. Beer from a straw after makeup (learning new wedding rulz all the taim)

We also spent a lot of time in the huge window, not wearing pants and watching (literally) trains go by

after about 6 hrs, hey we needed some work done, we headed to the church

Aves look GOURG and got all laced up in her dress

all the while the boys were outside taking pics.  Had to include this one because they tried to show us up on poses.  Well done boys, hats off to you....butttt

1st we were sassy (aka no one knew what to do) 

then we were sweet. awwwww............

then we really got to business with the "famous" Glamour Shots collar grab

next the catz came out

oh and you KNEW we were gonna catstreet

something about some guests about to arrive, so we had to go back to our holding pen

 Where we ate all of the cheese nips in sight and broke all the rules

then they did the damn thing 

yeah, I said it like that. deal.

more pics with the whole wedding party. A mixture of emotions, and almost a catstreet flash

Avery got handsy and went to 2nd base

Gary held a bouquet

there was some eating and things thrown in, but finally we partied

The DubT girls went back to the DISD dayzzz

A cake was cut, while wearing glow of course

 There were weapons.  Bubble guns, and kodak moments

Sooooo many glow props. Huge group of girls 

Balancing act with glow tuubes

the bridesmaids had no fun at all

we also didnt spend 30 minutes dancing on stage with the band. 

Uninvited of course

more HS fraynds, going back to the days of partying in parking lots

nothing like being resourceful and making a beer bong

almost nothing like beer bonging in your wedding dress (props aves!)

raided the bathroom for all the TP

wrapped like mummies

 and they lived Happily Ever After

Chuckle of the Day

this one comes at my own expense. Yes, we here at T4T know how to make fun of ourselves too.....

sometimes

Ohhhhhh twitter, you know me soooooooooooooooo well and are soooooo complimentary

Thanks for suggesting all of these ppl for me to follow.  Let me jump right on that, if I can manage with all this food in my hand

I guess all I tweet about is being single & eating all the food. Oh, and whats up Rashida, sorry you got lumped in this group, probably nothing to do with you being the most boring character on Parks & Rec.

Chuckle of the Day

I mean, how, please someone tell me how this is a REAL thing?

How is this not a spoof on Funny or Die?

thanx EChance for sending this gem our way

Wknd Preview

Oh whats that? Chapel bellz I hear?

This wknd half of T4T is getting hitched! Obvi, we all know its not me, but there are a few things I can guarantee

1) this picture

Nope thats not aves, but lets me honest, homegurl will be sipping on a lil syzurp during the endless picture montage

2) we will be taking all the dumb pictures in the world during said photo montage: olan mills, settlement, glamour shots holding our fake collars, catz something, and whatever else spur of the moment ideas we come up with

3) I will NOT be the most drunk person there

4) Avery will be

5) not a single black eyed peas song will be heard the entire wknd

6) I will try to get the entire wedding party to do an impromptu dance down the aisle

7) someone will take their shirt off on the dancefloor (again not me)

8) that person will probably be Garrett (the groom) "we've got a situation here"

9) I will try not to show emotion in public and cry

10) Avery will cry, then its all downhill from there

11) I will think my speech is hilarious, no one else will laugh #crickets

12) someone might have a cat face drawn on by the end of the night

13) next week we will finally have some new material to put on this blog. Pics obvi

14) I like making lists

15) lotzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz of our readers will be there and we will take a shot with each and everyone of you (maybe) (you are buying)

k thats all I got folks! See most of ya this wknd in Funky Town, USA

peace. luv. wedding catz.

Chuckle of the Day

that's all folks

The Next Big Thing?

We, as fat, lazy humans Americans, love a good combo - am I right?

A bra that carries your wine, for example.

Or say, a phone that allows you to take pictures, video, check your email, play Scrabble and launch animated birds at pigs.

And don't act like "KFC Double Down" doesn't ring a bell...

But what if I told you that you could have your pizza and eat your hotdog too? Literally. It's a win-win, right?!

At first I was disgusted by this, but who am I to judge, I've eaten FRIED BUTTER for chrissakes. But I like pizza (I had it for dinner last night, matter of fact) and sure, I'll enjoy the occasional hotdog at a ball game or questionable gas station - so what's not to like about this combo?!

Haven't we all been taught to not judge a book by its cover? And I know none of you want to be judged after 2a.m. on a Saturday night when you're more likely to slam a slice of this in your mouth. So the next time you see me and I have a little "mustart drizzle" crusted on my mouth, just give your girl a little respect for not pretending like this doesn't look like the most amazing thing you've ever seen, okay?

Thanks Mr. E for this great find!