Friday, July 30, 2010

Life Lessons with Jersey Shore

Life is now complete again that these oompa loompa skin colored Einsteins are back in my weekly lineup. Too many great one liners, quotes, and life lessons from last night to break them all down for you.

I really think I could write an entire thesis on this opening episode. It was pure reality TV greatness. The best of the best! I quite possibly think my favorite "situation" was Snookums and J-Pow in the Georgia Restaurant/Bar. I could barely keep my eyes open from crying and laughing sooooo hard. Then add Joe-Bob (the one that "fucks his sister for a living") in the mix and I couldn't contain myself. Next season can we do a mash up real world -road rules combo? Just put these guidos & guidettes in the most hill billy backwoods town in America? A la Simple Life with Paris & Nicole?

Gosh here I go already. Instead of dissecting the entire episode for you I have included a few of my faves from last night. Happy Friday Gorillas, Juiceheads & Guidettes. May your weekend be full of gym, tanning, laundry, beating the beat, creeping & smushing!!













3 comments:

Avery said...

While it's not a quote, I think one of my most favorite moments from last night was Ronnie's triple kiss. SB'97 anyone?

Stephanie said...

Spring Break Undercover: Cancun Edition (prob 96 or 97) Those corn fed girls from some place like Iowa. First time I ever saw a triple kiss. Sitting in my room thinking why on earth are my parents letting me watch this junk as a 12 yr old. Its been a slippery slope in the world of reality tv watching for me since then

Juliette said...

They must have been totally "obliviated".

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