Order Your State Fair Coupons, Be First in the Beer Line!

First and foremost, I would like to wish you all a Happy 90210! Please take time today to remember those special moments near and dear to our hearts...Kelly's coke addiction, Ray Pruitt and Donna outsmarting her stalker rapist by calling David, "Dave."

Moving on...it's finally September, which means cooler temperatures are right around the corner (hopefully) and football will consume the lives of our loved ones. We are exactly one month away from the third greatest day of the year, IMO (Christmas and my birthday, ranking 1 and 2 respectively)...Texas OU Weekend at the State Fair of Texas! And boy, have I got a little treat for you!

Many of you recall arriving to the fair around 9am, giving yourself a couple hours to slam some brews, eat a turkey leg, ride some rides and throw up all before the 11a.m. kick off. But right when you walk in, you have to wait in that long-ass coupon line to get enough coupons only to have to wait in another long-ass beer line.

Well, not any more! Aside from the 2:30 kick off time, you can now order your coupons online ahead of time! It sounds like a pretty sweet deal to me. Order online. Arrive at State Fair. Find turkey leg. Am I right or am I right?

You can thank me later. At the fair. With a turkey leg. And a beer. And a fried S'more. And a...I'll stop.