Chuckle of the.....MONTH

I have been laughing so hard at my desk, that actual tears came out. This is by far the greatest thing I have found on the interwebs in a while, so I had to upgrade from chuckle of the day...... to chuckle of the month. Because lets be honest, I challenge someone to send me something that tops this:

I have way to much commentary on each of these, so I feel it is only fitting to dissect each one separately. Hunker down, this could take some time

DLOD: Doing Lots of Drugs - This is probably the most basic thing that parents think teens are texting each other all day long. I will have to say, that if they are doing drugs, lots of them in fact, why didnt you invite me? I can kick it with some 13 yr olds for a bit...... alright totes kidding yawwwwllllll

But for realsies. No one at the age of 13 is doing lots of drugs and texting each other about it. I would like to bet large sums of $ that they have "code" words for each drug of choice, and are just texting each other about the lump sums of it all. Prob goes down something like this "started the day with a smurf, moved onto a my lil pony and later gonna wash it all down with a snuff-a-luff-a-gus"

(just a for instance, or so Ive heard)

SBBQ: Sex Barbeque - Yet again.....thanks for the invite....jeez. This sounds like my type of event. But for real. Yall. No one has ever texted this to each other. Never.

that is until I get drunk this wknd and text it to each and every one of you in my contacts. You are welcome ahead of time

OMGB: Old Man Gangbang - I would like to commentate on this a-l-o-t. but my name and picture is still atached to this bloggy blog blog, so I am just going to leave this here (and add to my text arsenal)

okay I have to say something..... What is considered an "old man" to a tween? 20? 25? maybe 18 cause of that whole silly law or something? (kidding!)

PSMD: Parents Suck Mad D.... - Okay. They are totes saying this about you. Get over it. I am 26 years old and spent basically and entire week with my parents recently, and realized they do suck. No offense to my rents out there. It was just more about me being bored outta my mind after 2 days. What do yall do when I'm not around? Just sit and look at the wall? Mad boring yalllllll

NMH: Need More Heroin - Nope. not texting this. what 13 yr old is doing heroin and still hasnt pawned their phone for a lil drug $? Dare you to find one, and dont bring them anywhere around me. Kids are cray yall

PMC: Proplapsing My Colon - 1st off....huh? I had to google this to even find out what it was, and....... just nasty. Ew. No. Eww.

I highly doubt any tweens know what this is, and if they do they must only be paying attention in Health Class. Why on earth would they text this to each other?

(no one will be receiving this from me, and if you do, I have most likely been taken hostage by a tween on Heroin)

LKAB: Lets Kill A Bum - woah. across the line. (and does this tween live in Austin?) If so you best stay away from our main bum Leslie.

I do have to say going on a Bum hunt could be a fun friday night activity (far from the mall or movies) for an average tween, but just find one, and I bet he can locate that heroin you were looking so hard for earlier

(totes adding this as a joke....duh yallllll.....to my text arsenal)

MHIO: My Hole Is Open - from what I hear some those overly sexed up tweens these days (alright, I dont hear anything from them, cause i hate them) but word on the street (or whatever is cool to say these days)

Eff. too many words

Okay. I imagine this is something some experienced 13 yr olds are texting each other. This is also the reason I hope I never have daughters, even though I dont know a single friend of mine that would have said this back then, let alone today.

welll........ of course that is besides Avery. She totes would have said this. freak.